kidsensation
03-24-2007, 01:30 PM
Hehe
Got your attention didn't I?
Like i previously stated I have enjoyed testing many different car brands and each has it's own appeal, strenghts and weaknesses.
So all IN GOOD FUN, here goes....
(note: since i'm mostly Mitsu i'll be sporty and hit myself first, ok?)
MITSUBISHI :tongue:
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly
ECLIPSE
Eagle's Cousin Likes Intercooler Pressure Supplied
TOYOTA :shh:
Take Off Your Oversised Tires, Asshole
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
HONDA :laffin:
Had One, Never Did Again
Had One, Never Do-that Again
Had Overhauled Nine Days Ago
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Highly Overpriced Non-Domestic Automobile
History of No Dramatic Acceleration
Hold On, No Dealer Addons!
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hugely Obnoxious Nuclear Driving Accident
SUBARU :sleepin:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
U R A BUS (read backwards)
MAZDA :cmplimnt:
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
HYUNDAI :kicknuts:
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
AND NOW: THEM "'MURICANS"!:rockon:
CHEVY :cursin:
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Can't Have Every Vehicle, Yankee
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Yearly
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
DODGE :eek:
Dad Owns Dinky God-awful Elf
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Dad's Garage Elevator
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Gasoline Eater
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering
Detroit's Only Damn Good Engine
Digs Own Damn Grave Eventually
Do Or Die, Get Engine
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine
Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Driven Only During Grey Evenings
Last BUT defintly not least AND THE LARGEST LIST!
FORD :nono: :evil: :thumbsup: :mad: :toofar: :moon: :blablabla :gay: :hehhe: :uglyhmmr:
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest On Race Day
Fastest On Road Device
Fastest On Road, Dip!
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Finally Our Racing Dream
Financing Only Rusty Dump
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Roads & Driveways
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Flip Over, Read Directions
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flying On Ragged Dreams
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Off Road Domination
For Old Racecar Drivers
For Only Redneck Drivers
For Only Retarded Drivers
Force Of Rapid Departure
Forced to Order Rubber Drivetrain
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Fork Over Remaining Dough
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Found On Red Dumpster
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Rockville Dump
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Four Old, Rattly Doors
Four Old, Rusted Doors
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fourth On Race Day
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
Freakin' Old Retarded Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Off Road Deaths
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Full Of Roaring Drunks
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving
Funding Our Retirement Daily (mechanic`s point of view)
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
ps if you guys got in PAPIAMENTO please post!:biggrin:
Got your attention didn't I?
Like i previously stated I have enjoyed testing many different car brands and each has it's own appeal, strenghts and weaknesses.
So all IN GOOD FUN, here goes....
(note: since i'm mostly Mitsu i'll be sporty and hit myself first, ok?)
MITSUBISHI :tongue:
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly
ECLIPSE
Eagle's Cousin Likes Intercooler Pressure Supplied
TOYOTA :shh:
Take Off Your Oversised Tires, Asshole
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
HONDA :laffin:
Had One, Never Did Again
Had One, Never Do-that Again
Had Overhauled Nine Days Ago
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Highly Overpriced Non-Domestic Automobile
History of No Dramatic Acceleration
Hold On, No Dealer Addons!
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hugely Obnoxious Nuclear Driving Accident
SUBARU :sleepin:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
U R A BUS (read backwards)
MAZDA :cmplimnt:
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
HYUNDAI :kicknuts:
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
AND NOW: THEM "'MURICANS"!:rockon:
CHEVY :cursin:
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Can't Have Every Vehicle, Yankee
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Yearly
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
DODGE :eek:
Dad Owns Dinky God-awful Elf
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Dad's Garage Elevator
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Gasoline Eater
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering
Detroit's Only Damn Good Engine
Digs Own Damn Grave Eventually
Do Or Die, Get Engine
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine
Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Driven Only During Grey Evenings
Last BUT defintly not least AND THE LARGEST LIST!
FORD :nono: :evil: :thumbsup: :mad: :toofar: :moon: :blablabla :gay: :hehhe: :uglyhmmr:
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest On Race Day
Fastest On Road Device
Fastest On Road, Dip!
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Finally Our Racing Dream
Financing Only Rusty Dump
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Roads & Driveways
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Flip Over, Read Directions
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flying On Ragged Dreams
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Off Road Domination
For Old Racecar Drivers
For Only Redneck Drivers
For Only Retarded Drivers
Force Of Rapid Departure
Forced to Order Rubber Drivetrain
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Fork Over Remaining Dough
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Found On Red Dumpster
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Rockville Dump
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Four Old, Rattly Doors
Four Old, Rusted Doors
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fourth On Race Day
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
Freakin' Old Retarded Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Off Road Deaths
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Full Of Roaring Drunks
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving
Funding Our Retirement Daily (mechanic`s point of view)
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
ps if you guys got in PAPIAMENTO please post!:biggrin: